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I've just been voted Person Of The Year 2006 by Time Magazine!!! What about you???

That's a really generous reward given I'm simply sitting here and logging into "livejournal.com", oh what a life-time achievement!!! Otherwise time is generally as tight as an asskick (apologies for assembling so many asses together) as I'm a postgraduate now at that intense stage of daily writing up my PhD English thesis to completion, here in Perth, any further delays simply spell more university $$$ and less hours to zzz ... hmm never realise it's so damn difficult to introduce my award-winning self, so I would first like to thank Time Magazine for the award, I would next also like to thank a thousand and one other people and things around me, such as ...

Sorry, did someone say something??? I have to prove I'm neither a robot nor a 5-toed sloth inhabiting cyberspace, but a homosapien who can type correctly on sight to get the award???

A HUMAN DECLARATION

I declare to the best of my knowledge
I'm a homosapien
who happens to understand Shakespearean
English sometimes when he's easy.

I declare to the best of my knowledge
I'm not a key-thumping monkey
who could type out a Shakepearean play
the scientists and mathematicians say
in 1,000 years
if it lives to that age.

I declare to the best of my knowledge
I'm not a 5-toed sloth
even if also 5-toed and lazy
it's an entirely unrelated
specieskpoetrix.

I declare to the best of my knowledge
I'm not a robot
as right now do really need
to pay the loo a visit.

Be back very soon with some more poetry. Let's get to know each other better through poetry and everything else at my journal leVERSUS.

All styles welcome!!!

specieskpoetrix (please type again to prove it's human)
specieskpoetrix (so after all I'm human)
QED

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